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five things i hate seeing in my office email

# 5. You will be cursed with bad luck for the rest of your life if you do not forward this email.

# 4. Our regular team meeting is rescheduled tomorrow.

#3. System advisory: Problem with servers (read: no Internet).

#2. Quota Warning Report

#1. RUSH PLEASE!

LOL! =p